Not my idea of proper work attire!

To the weather lady on the local CBS morning news:

I understand that you have a size zero waist, but now that you have your new additions up top, you are no longer a size zero. Please do all of us trying to greet the day at the ridiculous time of 5 am a favor. If you are going to wear the button down shirt that pulls open and shows full bra and boob-age every time you turn side ways... please, please just keep facing straight. My body image can barely handle the size zero waist that early... so I do not need the reminder that perfectly perky breasts are not any where near my future as well. Let me at least get some breakfast in me before I have to bare witness to that.

Here's a little tip from Stacy and Clinton on "What not to Wear": You have to dress to fit the biggest part of you and tailor to make the rest fit.

Thank you and Good Morning!